95. Pot Calls Kettle Black

A friend,

You see often,

Gave your husband 

A ride home from golf. 

You walked 

Up to the car 

And wanted to know,

“Who are you?”

When he gave you his name,

You look surprised, 

And asked,

“The Lee from Oxford?”

He said he was. 

“And who is that with you?”

He introduced you 

To your husband.

When he pulled away

You declared,

“I didn’t even 

Recognize him—

He’s really aged!”