81. Too Late

It was one of those nights

So when you ask

For a push

Your husband asks you

What for?

“So I can get up.”

He gives you a nudge

But no more.

“I need a bigger push.”

He offers you a pull—

Into his arms.

“If you don’t hurry up

I’m going to poop 

In my pants.”

He springs into action—

“Too Late.”