No sober story from the temple of tradition, this Kundalini caper follows a serpentine path of comedy and ignorance. The classic hero’s journey retold as a modern spiritual satire. Without a guru, worship, meditation or chanting—without a clue—expect an adventure liberal with magic and mischief, supported by a controversial cast of discarnate characters. Equal parts DIY meets worst case scenario meets nothing you’ve ever read before, this page turner guarantees to lead you astray. Disclaimer: egos are fragile and the mind can be brittle, not recommended for the devout or rigid disposition.